Monday, August 6, 2007

August 6th, 2007






It seems like just yesterday that this blog was getting 2 hits a day and I was making up comments to answer in my Q & A section. Now I'm getting... I dunno but a lot more. Thank you all for your interest in my life. I'm flattered.

We had a production meeting today to cover some of the scenes from "Wanderers." I put up one of the ideas I had for the episode. It's people wandering. And for all you Shep whumpers out there, I wasn't able to get a picture of Shep whumped, so I took the liberty of drawing you one myself. It's Sheppard whumped in a hospital bed with blood. I'm considering an art career when I'm through with writing...

The meeting was rather boring since there were no snacks to photograph. So imagine my surprise when I returned to my office to discover that a French friend had left me a bushel of sweets, and an English friend had sent me several packets of English hot cocoa mix. Oh the joys of chocolate! And I just love ground duck liver. Does anything sound more decadent than that?

My my my, you all are very curious today. Time for a little Q & A, if you will --

sallyweeps writes: "Oh Moe, you are just the funniest thing. And the pics are awesome. Never stop gracing us with you most awesome awesomeness.

And to those of you who insist on hijacking Moe's blog to push your ship agendas, Moe has made it perfectly clear that he doesn't talk about ship.

Now do what I say and only praise him. Praise him!"

Answer: My most awesome awesomeness? You humble me. Though I thank you for your support enforcing my rule of not discussing ships.

quiet_fractures writes: "Moe, I just want to tell you that you are a genious. All those other haters that don't follow your every word are just lemmings. I shall take it upon myself to defend you on Gatewank all the times. Yes you are my hero. Also please give us some Shep whump. I don't have an agenda at all."

Answer: You're my favorite kind of fan. The kind with no agenda. As for genius... well, I wouldn't go that far, however it's not out of the hypothetical ball park.

Anonymous # 1 writes: "So, I know you don't answer things like this. But I had to ask. What is up with the character development. One episode we see Teyla dieing Ronon hugging her then next we see Teyla dieing and Ronon eating. Is Sheyla gonna have babies? Is McKay your alter-ego cuz...he is always eating, and a jackass at times. Another one. How many pugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Answer: Teyla and Ronon have no relationship. Ronon likes his food more than her. Only he's not cool enough to photograph it like I am. Sheyla babies? Hmmm... that would entail one of us having the slightest idea of how to write for not only a woman, but a mother... I'll get back to you on that one. Ah yes, McKay. I like to think of him as the star of the show - a real unsung hero the way he comes up with something around the 40th minute of every episode and wraps things up nicely. He's a writer's dream - a living, breathing deus ex machina. Which, of course, is also me, because I am god-like.

amimeeps writes: "Hi Moe, I know you said you don't listen to fans when you make your creative decisions but I gotta try again. Could you please kill off John Sheppard? It would make me orgasm so bad, and I need it. I want him dying a slow, sweet death, you know lots of blood and all, make him suffer cuz you know it's good and all. You probably couldn't tell but I do love the character. Oh yeah, in case you didn't notice, I'm a proud whumper.Bye"

Answer: I made sure I got that picture in there just for you, babe.

MajorlyDull writes: " ZOMG! ZOMG!

Amanda Tapping is so hot. I want to be Amanda Tapping. Or Sam Carter.

I want that old man Jack to give her babies so I can live out my daddy fantasies through them.

:D"

Answer: You have daddy fantasies? Try getting a pug. It really helps.

nc17 writes: "I have nothing to say except that you are my God, and I would follow you to a Waco like demise."

Answer: Good to know. I may yet need you when I make my super villain bid for world domination... what skills do you have?

blabberella writes: "Moe I just want to say that I agree completely with all the changes you have made. Weir was a waste of space I mean she sucked soooo much. Plus she was getting in the way of my ship, I mean we all know that Teyla is so HOT and I want to do things...wait what was I saying. Oh, yeah, thank god that Weir is gone. She was such a bad leader, can you believe she decided to actually think about a decision. Actual thoughts were going through her head. She was too emotional I mean she should be stoic like Teyla. I know its not your guys fault that she sucked. I mean it was all Weir."

Answer: Yes, Weir's constant inaction as she pondered her decisions was a huge speed bump in the storylines. The fault does lie with her. This is one case where I will admit that she's a real person and not a fictional character because it relieves me of any responsibility for her suckiness.

psychowhumperchick writes: "Oh most glorious and effete man! Please tell us widdle whumpkins who are panting with lust for Sheppy's nekkid body to be seen in full frontal view in all its glory throughout the land...that ...um...I lost my train of thought.

Oh yeah, can we get nekkid Sheppikins in the infirmary preferably with copious amounts of blood spatter? ASAP.

And how can anyone think we want anything other than just to kiss the boo boo? Meanies.

You are a glorious and effete man."

Answer: If you'll notice... my drawing of your beloved Sheppard is indeed in the buff... with as much blood spatter as my pen would allow...

Anonymous # 2 writes: " Dear Moe,

I want to hear about Carter's new haircut. It's sooo hot, it's even better than new uniforms!! Please tell me she won't have to wear that short hair again! I want to have hair like that."

Answer: Hear about her new haircut? What's there to hear about? It's hair that was cut and is now no longer living because it was once in the first place but is now no more.

pg15 writes: " Pfft, you are so not worthy to worship Moe nc17. I am THE most devout worshipper and you will burn in the fires of the Ori if you do not cease and desist the worshipping.

Moe, I worship you with the passion of a thousand stargate-blackhole-induced exploding suns."

Answer: Please, please, don't start a fight over me... I'd hate to cause any trouble in the fandom.

4vrwhalesam writes: " "Anonymous pravi ...

Dear Moe,

I want to hear about Carter's new haircut. It's sooo hot, it's even better than new uniforms!! Please tell me she won't have to wear that short hair again! I want to have hair like that."

Oh my, I wish I could look as good as Carter in that boyish short hair, only her. only her. *bows* me wants it too, but where to buy???"

Answer: Where to buy a haircut? Isn't that like asking how much dirt is in a hole?

Sanscoeur writes: "Wow yo Moe! *loves you* Do you speak french? Bc my french friends want to post on your blog but they're afraid bc they believe it's an only english speaking blog. :(
So, I know this question has never been asked before but I was wondering if Weir would ascend? And is Teyla gonna get some whumping and I mean hardcore whump? ( But Rochelle NutTrail being pregnant will you guys use her double more? Bc I love her double like woah, she was great in well most of Teyla's episodes, again it's absolutely not you guys fault if Weir and Teyla are just so ridiculously unuseful !!)"

Answer: I have found an online translator site so tell your friends to feel free to post away, although I am partial to people who speak Mexican. Will Wier ascend? She shall indeed ascend the stairs that lead to payroll to receive her final paycheck. Because she's a real person, not an actress, as I told blabberella. Teyla will have more of a story arc this season since we don't like to take notice of a woman until she's pregnant and is hard to miss.

Cheeky lil Devil writes: " *waves*

*cough*

can I just say that it's actually,

Cheekypsychowhumperchick

Thank you *felt the need to clarify*

Hey! Don't forget the intubation part, cos that's the most important bit, well apart from him being nekkid. :P

Thanking you oh crazy and nutty one.

*hugs*"

Answer: Oh dear. I believe I forgot the breathing tube in my drawing... I'll have to remember that for next time...

linzi writes: " Dear Moe,

May I just say how utterly disgusted I am with this appalling blog, how distressing for me that I've not pissed you off enough for you do parody me! What's a girl gotta do to show you she's worthy?

I'm heartbroken I'm not visible enough to be lovingly ridiculed. I should have chosen a better net name, shouldn't I?

Hmmmm... how about Wackywhumper, or Lustful Linzi? Mind you, there'd be no point because Moe, you wouldn't ever answer my damn questions anyway, would you??? ;)"

Answer: I've ignored you? I'm sorry - it's nothing personal. I'm sure you could understand what with how incredibly popular, god-like and genius I am, I don't always have the time to respond to every comment... unless every comment is about me, of course. Why don't you try asking me about what I like to eat?

Anooonymoose spraky fan writes: "I just wanted to thank you moe for letting my lizziebeth have eyesex with Sheppard. Oh lizzy is wonderful and funny and brilliant she could run atlantis single handedly. Why oh why did you feel the need for her to be own3d! She doesn't deserve to burn, please give that to the whumpers, they crave that pyschopathic stuff, but lizzy is so fragile, i mean what will happen to her pretty face? I hope she won't be disfigured."

Answer: What's eyesex? How does it work? I'm suddenly very interested... Elizabeth's fragility is one of the reasons we have let her go. I mean, she didn't even escape the explosion unscathed, which is a sure sign of her weakness as a leader.

FarGateFan writes: "Hey Moe, I just want to know, why oh why, don't you have Vala on the show!!!! I mean she made SG1 what it was!!! Who cares about the first 8 seasons, they didn't count!! The sun rises on Claudia Black and if you can't see that, then your a &%*%ing idiot! Bring Vala to the show, who cares if she doesn't fit in!"

Answer: How bout I take something and shove it where it don't fit in YOU?! And I am NOT an idiot!

Anonybooze writes: " So, JoeMoe, whatever your name is..hic...sorry, been down the bourbon again...****### hic...

A serious question for a change. Are you a transvestite?"

Answer: Are you an alcoholic? I don't see what could have ever led you to believe that I'm a transvestite...

PissyMcPissed writes: "Ok. seriously, answer my QUESTION. Do Teyla and Ronon get payed just like everyone else? && what's up with their outfits? I mean, can't they get their own uniforms too?

*wink*"

Answer: Teyla and Ronon have no relationship, therefore they don't get paid. And what are you, smart or something? They wear the traditional clothes of their cultures which, of course, are rather raggedy because their cultures are far below that of our superior earth culture. Ronon's beads symbolize his love of toast.

My Name Is Scott writes: " Moe. wey to make the hole fanbass angryr by canseling starrgait LOLZ"

Answer: That was a studio decision. And I walk with a star gait,

Sheylafanatic writes: "Ok. Since all these STUPID ships on SGA are running through the fandom. I Wanted to know--are you going to put a stop to this madness?! I can't STAND it anymore. Please, just reveal that Teyla and Ronon are BROTHER and SISTER.We all know it's true. I mean the way the look at each other SCREAMS "SIBLINGS" And they look JUST like each other.It's obvious, so I will have full confidence in the fact that you will KILL all other ships!! Thanks!! I LOVE YOU! =]"

Answer: I have to agree with you on that one - they do look like they could be twins with their similar heights and tones of voice. As for killing all other ships... I hope you mean space ships, because other ships don't exist. And thank you for your love... if you're Rachel Ray I just might return it...

bluepills writes: "Anooonymoose spraky fan why are you turning this into a ship thing. You know Moe will never acknowledge sparky. Stop talking about ship.

Now Moe will Shep and Teyla be together in s4 like it was meant to be."

Answer: Sheppard and Teyla will always be together for they are teammates and special. Though I don't discuss ships.

Anooonymoose spraky fan writes: " "bluepills said...
Anooonymoose spraky fan why are you turning this into a ship thing. You know Moe will never acknowledge sparky. Stop talking about ship.

Now Moe will Shep and Teyla be together in s4 like it was meant to be. "

Excuse me, but I asked Moe that question. Who put you as blog moderator? What on earth gives you the higher authority to tell me what i can and can't ask?

*mod liscence revoked*

Moe, don't listen to viagra, we can tell that it's spraky you love. Their lust can't be denied. I mean all the fandom are talking about it. Why in one scene, Hot Zone, they actually were quite nasty to each other and we all know that means they want to jump each other's bones."

Answer: Please, please, rest assured that I am the all-powerful one here. There is no need for you guinea pigs to quibble.

lutz writes: " Hey Moe how about some whump for my luff Sheppy. I've heard there will be some in Wanderers SQUeEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. Shep Whump thread is actually a 4th sheyla thread. for realz."

Answer: Yes, indeed, there shall be some Shep whump in "Wanderers." Did I mention yet that I wrote "Wanderers"? It should be the best episode of season 4.

Anonymous # 3 writes: "Hey Moe, do you intend to make Ronon and Sheppard start having regular hair cuts??!!!"

Answer: No one can approach Ronon with a pair of scissors and survive. And Sheppard is hoping J.K. Rowling will cave and write stories of James Potter so so that he can play James (with his wind swept hair) in the WB films.

Remedial English writes: " OMG Moe, U R teh l33test eva. All trolls are n00bs. PWND.

Keep up teh lulz. SRSLY."

Answer: You deserve to be flogged, salted, and hung out in front of a lawn mower at which point you would be eaten by Cookie Monster.

scurimore writes: " Hey Moe, any chance Vala crosses over in S4 and we see some hot lesbo action between her and Carter?"

Answer: That's... a very interesting story premise. Why don't you contact me privately with your e-mail and we'll see about getting you in to write a spec script.

Anonymous # 4 writes: " Sorry NC17, but PG15 wins the suckup award, since he posted the link to this blog on another certain blog...

Yeah, PG15. Suckup king."

Answer: What other blog? No one could possibly be more intriguing, dashing and dastardly than I am. Unless, of course, it was someone making a satire out of material provided by me, but who would have the balls to do that?
JesamJebena writes: "Will the writers for SGA ever learn to write for the women characters? I think SG-1 was KINDA working..but that got canceled soo...."

Answer: Some people think I'm a transvestite. If I were a transvestite do you think there would be any difference in the writing of the female characters? I don't think so. And SG-1 got canceled because there were two women on the team which is two too many.

Carter4ever!!!111!! writes: " Dear Moe,

Doesn't it suck that Carter fans have been victimized the most in this fandom? SDJ and OS always bitch about Carter. We bring it up constantly to get pity points. Hopefully Joe will throw us a bone if we lay it on thick. Those mean Daniel fans! Poor wittle us.

We hate TPTB because they stole Carter's leadership position and gave it to stupid Cambo. Then they stole Carter's episode time and gave it to that whore Vala. TPTB suck!

...what's that? Carter is going to be on SGA full time next year? We love you TPTB! We trust everything you do! <3 style="font-weight: bold;">nc17, I may yet need you when I make my super villain bid for world domination...

licksuCarter writes: "yes, we carter fans have been treated the worst. we didn't get 10 years of sammy on SG-1 and we aren't getting her in the movies and atlantis either. What do Weir fans have to complain about?*criiiiiiiiiieez* oh wait we are having all that. oh well, tough luck Weir fans! weeeeeeeeeee we wuv you carter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Answer: Carter, being a military woman who has been surrounded by 2 men and Daniel for years, has more potential to be man-like which is why we're keeping her. She's easier for us men to write. Weir, unfortunately, was a negotiator and knew how to compromise. That's problematic for storytelling because without ultimatums, there's no conflict to write about.

61 comments:

nc17 said...

First comment omg.

My skills include sucking up, blind loyalty, being a yes man, basically making you fell better about yourself. Do I get to be your loyal servant when you try to take over the world.

NC17 said...

i don't have anything smart to say but *squeeee* I'm the first one to comment on my leader's blog. *squeeeeee* oh and also I need to get a hobby.

nc17 said...

can't get enough, and I'm the 3rd comment too. *squeee* this made my day

PG15 said...

*sigh*, I see that nc17 still needs to learn of the ways of worshipping. First of all, you only post multiple times when you need to; i.e. if you have to correct a mistake or ask a question that you forgot to ask in your first comment. You should not, and WILL NOT in the future clog up the Great and Powerful Moe's comment page with crap.

Be like Jack O'Neill; be succint.

Second; worshippers do not squee. Squeeing is the tool of the whumpers and we leave them to it when they do it. We, as general worshippers not demanding anything except the answers to the great questions, shall not squee.

I would expect better of you come tomorrow's entry, young one.

Anonymous said...

So Ronon and Teyla, how many stickfights will they have?

Agent_Light said...

Originally posted by Remedial English:

"OMG Moe, U R teh l33test eva. All trolls are n00bs. PWND.

Keep up teh lulz. SRSLY."


ZOMG! WTF d00d?!!??! Thats my shtick! RLY, st0p being n00b! Get ur own leet ideas or I'll totally pwn you with a pic. I'll do it too, PRO StYLe!!!ONE!

Anonymous said...

I don't mean to be rude. However, the "ShWeir" and "Spanky" shippers I see have invaded this blog with their meaningless questions. +rolls eyes+ Why do they have to insult everyone wherever they go?
I mean, US SHEYLA shippers have been NOTHING but very extremely Sweet and Nice. We do nothing to piss ANYONE off. They on the other hand just SUCK. WE are so much better. Don't you agree? I know you like us better because Sheyla was the SHIP you intended when the show began. People keep saying that it was forced. However, I totally disagree I mean didn't you see the SHEYLA kiss? I mean the way Sheppard almost killed Teyla when he kissed her. THAT IS PASSION. & did you see the way Teyla and Sheppard kiss...that is perfection. Not like Sheppard and Weir. I mean Weir basically "LEAPED" into John's arms. He so, didn't enjoy that. So, what do you say?

Anonymous said...

Moe, I was wondering if any of the future SG-1 movies will be centered around Mitchell losing his pants. He has lost his pants only twice in the entire series. It seems like there is a conspiracy by TPTB to marginalise Cam-Pants-Loss fans in favour of Daniel-Death fans, Teal'c-Torture fans and Sam-All-Her-Potential-Love-Interests-Die fans. If Cam doesn't lose his pants in the upcoming movies it will indicate that TPTB are more interested in appeasing online fan factions rather than engaging in good story telling or continuity! >:(

Sallywallywee said...

OMG! U like totally rox! I luv you Moe!!!!!

peteconfetti said...

Moe, I just want to let you know that it's been a hard few weeks for me. I spent months on Gatewank trolling and red reping people in the Vala/Daniel, Cam/Sam, Vala, Cam & Daniel threads and spamming polls in favor of Sam/Jack with my various sockpuppets. Then after admitting to my batshit-fanboy behavior and announcing in about 20 threads that I was "LEAVING THE FORUM FOREVER OMG!!1!" I returned 3 days later under an assumed name to the disappointment that my leaving hadn't caused nearly as much drama as I'd hoped.

Anyway, this is just a friendly note to let you know that if Sam and Jack don't get together I will destroy your blog with my army of sockpuppets.

Lots of love,
petemoretti, ccdsah, nihela, hasdcc, disgustedSam/Jackshipper, whatever goddamn names I'm posting under now.

Anonymouse said...

Moe, how in the hell do you eat all that crap and not get fat?!!!

cryzi said...

OmfG thx for the Shep dying drawing, even that turns me on... UR a god, moe, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. <33

Disturbingly Pervy Anonymous said...

Moe, if you, Brad and Rob C. were to have a wet t-shirt contest, who would have the best abs? And how much more can you bench press than Coop?

majorlydull said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Can you tell Amanda that I found her address through one of those spy sites and I'd like to come over for breakfast some time?

She's so hot man!

Can we have her naked in one of the episodes, because we know you got rid of Tori because her bits aren't as big as Amandas!

:D

sanscoeur said...

Ugh. I see the deluded Sweir fans are out in force.

These people can't see the obvious right in front of their ugly Sweir faces. I'm also disgusted with the jellyspined Sheylas who play into their crap.

Please admit that there is no substance to their ridiculous claims.

Please tell them that your plan was to have Twix from day one.

Twix, by the way, is our name for Shep/Teyla. We don't like name contractions.

PG13 said...

Moe, just letting you know that I've carved your likeness into the flocking you gave me and used it as the centerpiece in an elaborate shrine I've erected in your honor.

I hope you don't think this is too over-the-top, I don't want things to get 'weird' between us or anything.

wimzi said...

More Shep! More Shep!

Next time you do a drawing of him, can you make it anatomically correct? If not, I'm sure one of us thunkers could do it for you.

I also have to say, I can't believe the idiocy of some of these fans. They have no idea of how to behave in a public forum. They are uncivilised, and need to be taught how to behave. I'm disgusted by all of them.

Why can't they behave as sallyweeps and I do? That's all we ask. Conform, people, conform. The ideas in your heads? They're the work of the devil. Stamp them out.

sallyweeps said...

Oh Moe, I must admit I had to let out a little squeeeee when I saw that Rembrandt quality drawing of whumped Sheppy. Just a tiny request though. Next time could you use a bigger marker? You'd get more blood spatter that way. Hugs.

Now for those shippers who chose to disrespect my authority and keep hounding poor Moe, I don't mean to be rude. Because I would never be rude. Well maybe if you don't agree with my every word, I might get a little testy, but never rude. I am always perfect and what I say goes, so let's not forget that in the future. My opinions are the only opinion. There is no ship in this show. All these men and women are actually in love with Sheppy and would like to see him beaten all over his glorious nekkid muscular sweaty body. Noone has eyesex and noone wants to have anyone's babies. Have we got that straight?

And Moe, how do you tolerate the narrowminded people you have to deal with? You must be some kind of saint. More hugs.

psychowhumperchick said...

OMG! OMG! Moe, I think I just had a dozen of your babiez.

Whumped Shep with blood spatter. OMG! There I go again. *weeps with joy* Now a severed limb would have made it perfect. And where's the chest hair? And the pointy ears? But who's complaining? Whumped Shep in the infirmary with blood. OMG! My life is complete. *wipes up drool*

Skrydriver said...

Srsly you Guys! You Guys? Srsly!

*Stomps back to the Anti thread*

Anonymous said...

Oh my, the picture of Sheppard is awesome. I love it. Can you draw more? Please? Pretty please? *begs*

And those wonderful pictures of chocolate are making me hungry now. Darn, now I want chocolate for breakfast! Do I have any left? *checks* Yes! I still have some in my stash. May I recommend Ghirardelli Intense Dark Mint Bliss? You will love that chocolate. :D

Masochistic OurStargate member said...

Moe please tell us we suck! Say we're delusional with issues! Take unsolicited swipes at us in your blog! Blame us for the downfall Stargate! That's right, side with the Sam and S/J fan faction against us! Write more S/J shippiness! Yes! Yes! More shippiness!

*lights cigarette*

wotza grrl 2 do said...

moe omg ur soooo gr8! my mom thnks ur a reel person cuz i talk about u all d time omg thatz so cool lolololol!!11!!

can u give me yr addy so i can send u lotz of choclit so u cn make jack com to atlantus n marry sam n hav babis n puppiz n kittins n houz on d water so jack cn fish n mind d babiz n d puppiz?????? omg that wud rok lololololol

sheylaluva said...

Sheyla is the best ship because of the shippers! So we have low numbers, so what! Whip out a sock puppet or 12 and it looks like we're everywhere! Our puppets may claim that they're not native English speakers, but look at how their English magically improves with each post! We even have conversations with our puppets! We're that good!

Don't even try to argue that Sheyla isn't canon or Weir doesn't suck. We'll hit you with rebuttal essays so fast it'll make your head spin. We beat our enemies into the ground paragraph by paragraph. We don't know the definition of the word succinct.

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Hey Nonny Nonnymous said...

I would like to complain about the lack of any resolution to the Teal'c/Cam ship. I mean they're practically dating in canon - going out for Szechwan together, sparing together and bantering/ beating each other up. They’re as inseparable as Batman and Robin, plus they are a popular pairing on Livejournal with a lot of fangirls writing porn about them.

I hope this disparity is going to be addressed in the upcoming movies.

sekrit shipper said...

Dammit Moe! I'm sick of you stringing us shippers along. It's been 10 years, 10 long years of simmering unresolved sexual tension.

If Sam and Walter don't finally declare they're undying love for each other and have a white wedding on the Gate ramp with Cam, Teal'c and Daniel as flower girls I will commit hari-kari!

Anonymous said...

generallyasamfan

Moe,

Can't you do something about those anti-Carter people. I mean really. They are so evil to pick on Sam. She the best character in the world--smart, beautiful and so kind (sigh)I want to be just like her. People who say negative things about her are just bad, bad, bad.

Thanx bunches.

I have to run now; the anti-Mitchell thread needs a few posts. I can't believe you guys gave that #%$&^%$ Cambo command of SG-1.

iamnotasock said...

I would just like to make it perfectly clear that none of the saintly Jomagen shippers have anything against Weird. We respect the old hag. We really do. It's just that the truly scary psychotic knifetoting Shweird shippers hate us.

I mean just because they think Weirdo and our wonderfully Teylaobsessed John actually ever have had a single conversation in the last 3 years and that he has ever so much as glanced her way except the time he tried to kill her, they think they are in lurve.

Please, we all know John never looks at anybody but sweet perfect Teyla, and that he has never saved anybody's life but hers. Ever. Why even when they are on different planets or even in different solar systems their mindmeld keeps them together. So Moe, don't let the Shweirlies get you down. You just keep on giving us all Sheyla all the time and we'll be happy.

And don't stop feeding us all that behind the scenes info that has been so accurate up until now.

Babyluv in S4!

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PG15 said...

PG13 said...

Moe, just letting you know that I've carved your likeness into the flocking you gave me and used it as the centerpiece in an elaborate shrine I've erected in your honor.

I hope you don't think this is too over-the-top, I don't want things to get 'weird' between us or anything.


Duuude! You too?! Awesome!

Flocking brothers 4eva!!1

Anonymous said...

Hey Moe;

Great pics; was wondering since production on the show is ending soon and we have yet to see Daniel Jackson on the show anyway you could draw us a pic of him on Atlantis.

I hope you put the drawings up on ebay; they would sell so well.

Any chance we will get to see Sam eat blue jello on Atlantis?

Love the blog and can't wait to see more food and dog pics keep them coming.

Anonymous said...

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Yours,
ABC TV

Blog moderator said...

Guys, don't want to be a killjoy, but i will anyway.

No actor posts even if it is a piss take. Fans are fair game... but not the actors. Just a cautionary word.

Blog Moderator said...

An addendum word of caution;

Should you feel inclined to slag and bitch about actors, directors, producers and the like, don't. This is a parody, and while in it's context it can be quite humerous, remember folks these are real people. The idea of this set up was as a parody, but there is such a thing as going too far. Please bear that piece of advice before you get embroiled in typing your posts.

Farscapefan's Calliope said...

FarGateFan brings up a great point. Vala brought so much life to SG1. After she left in Beachhead, SG1 was soooooo boring! I didn't even bother pirating the episodes, but the other Valadictorians told me so. When she came back in S10, that life, energy, and onscreen magic returned in spades! You need to drop that old and tired Carter and bring in Vala.

Why isn't Vala on the DVD box art for R1? She resurrected SG1, she should be there. Without her, the show would have never seen Season 9. My BFF from Valadictorain.com said that the only reason SG1 was renewed for season 9 was because of Claudia Black's performance in PU. What's this I hear about CB having a small role in Continuum? Why do you guys hate her so much? Don't you want the DVDs to sell?

P.S. When do you think Claudia will get her name on Hollywood's Walk of Fame?

P.P.S. Moe, something is wrong with my account on GateWank. For some reason, I can't post on the forums. Could you please look into it?

Anonymous said...

Blog moderator said...

Guys, don't want to be a killjoy, but i will anyway.

No actor posts even if it is a piss take. Fans are fair game... but not the actors. Just a cautionary word.


Is this BlackHawk?
Just delete them or screen the comments.

Anonymous said...

Blog moderator said...
"Guys, don't want to be a killjoy, but i will anyway. No actor posts even if it is a piss take. Fans are fair game... but not the actors. Just a cautionary word."

In light of this statement, perhaps you should delete the already existing posts made by people impersonating the actors. I would also suggest moderating the comments before they are posted. I would hate for such a light-hearted and fun project to becomes the next battleground for a flame war. It would be a shame to watch this blog take a nasty turn.

Moe Jacuzzi said...

Hey y'all -

This is my first post here - and thanks for the suggestions about the actors. They are all in good fun and if it were me I'd be laughing at people teasing me... but I'm sick in the head, as you can tell from this blog. I think I'll leave the "actor" comments up (especially if they have altered names) because I, at least, am in America and believe in freedom of speech. However, there is all likelihood that this satire may be viewed by those you write about, so yes, please be polite. Go ahead a take the piss out of my fan films on YouTube - you could use those as your basis for your complaints and such as if they were episodes.

Thank you all so much - your comments are hilarious!

Sanscoeur said...

Thank you for answering my question on Tey hmm Tayla! Now, my french friend's gonna ask you something ( hope you can translate it, if not I'll translate it for you, but it's more fun to see what you'll get of that specific question, lol :P )

"Est-ce que nous verrons plus de sex dans La Porte Des Etoiles? Et surtout, du sex avec un peu de chocolat?" Merci! *headdesk*

Enquiring minds said...

Ou est la toilet dans la puddle jumper? Ou est que pourquoi ce s'appelle le puddle jumper. :P

quiet_fractures said...

Moe Jacuzzi I LOVE YOU.

Anonymous said...

"I think I'll leave the "actor" comments up (especially if they have altered names) because I, at least, am in America and believe in freedom of speech."

Yet some don't have 'altered names'. While, yes this is your blog, I think you should delete those comments. I to believe in freedom of speech and all that jazz. However, you're actually infering that those words came from the 'actors' mouths.

Something you don't want 'them' saying is 'law suit' for slander.

.... I'm just saying.

Anonymous said...

Wimzi? Sallyweeps? Are you posting anonymously telling Moe what to do with his blog now? Have you no shame?

It's enough that you tell the rest of us we're morons for wanting ship (when you freaks want whump and blood) without telling Moe, the God of all things, how to behave.

Pull your heads in!

blog police suck said...

Who is dumb enough to think that the comments here are from the actual actors? Duh.

Lawsuit for slander on a parody blog. Oh please. That's the stupidest thing I've read in a long time and I've been on both Gatewank and OS.

Anonymous said...

Wow! How arrogant, your first instincts are to 'rant' against those that you obviously despise the most. Didn't take you long to show your true colors did it? So much for a fun blog, but, hey, you obviously feel the need to bitch about another group and make it personal (and trust me, funny was surpassed when you opened your mouth).

Anonymous said...

blog police suck said...
Who is dumb enough to think that the comments here are from the actual actors? Duh.

Lawsuit for slander on a parody blog. Oh please. That's the stupidest thing I've read in a long time and I've been on both Gatewank and OS.

Stupid is as stupid does. I wouldn't exactly be bragging about those places given the crap that's sprouted from their lips. Why am I not surprised that you find it so hard to be mature about things.

Sallywallywee said...

Moe, I waz talking 2 Mom & Apple Pye this morning and she said U & I sounds like bestest friends That made me all warm and fuzzie inside cause I no we R

I think we shuld do a sleepover Ive got a Princess Barbie tent we kan put up in your garden Juzt make shore the dog doezn't widdle in it.

Anonymous said...

Hey Moe, it's your blog, if you think things have gotten too nasty, you have every right to delete what you like.

Sallywallywee said...

Moe I can bring my Sam & Jack action figures 2 & we can play houze & drezz up with them cuz they R sooooooo marryed Ive got sams weding drezz 2

go have a donut, copper said...

"Stupid is as stupid does. I wouldn't exactly be bragging about those places given the crap that's sprouted from their lips. Why am I not surprised that you find it so hard to be mature about things."


Next time learn a thing about slander lawsuits and blogs before you go spouting your toothless warnings. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Did you not understand my comment? I wasn't bragging about Gatewank and OS. I was putting your comment about slander below the stupidity that's posted there.

But hey, you believe that poor wittle fans are dumb enough to believe that actors actually post here. That explains a lot.

FarGateFan said...

Farscapefan's Calliope said...
FarGateFan brings up a great point. Vala brought so much life to SG1. After she left in Beachhead, SG1 was soooooo boring! I didn't even bother pirating the episodes, but the other Valadictorians told me so. When she came back in S10, that life, energy, and onscreen magic returned in spades! You need to drop that old and tired Carter and bring in Vala.

Why isn't Vala on the DVD box art for R1? She resurrected SG1, she should be there. Without her, the show would have never seen Season 9. My BFF from Valadictorain.com said that the only reason SG1 was renewed for season 9 was because of Claudia Black's performance in PU. What's this I hear about CB having a small role in Continuum? Why do you guys hate her so much? Don't you want the DVDs to sell?

P.S. When do you think Claudia will get her name on Hollywood's Walk of Fame?

P.P.S. Moe, something is wrong with my account on GateWank. For some reason, I can't post on the forums. Could you please look into it?


OMG! Yes,yes...yeeessss YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!! *pants* Was it as good for you as it was for me? Oh I think I'm in love. I totally agree with you! Where have you been all my life? I think we should get together and plan a stag..stragedy on how to get Vala in her own movie. It would be a blockebuster! I'm sure Moe would help us out with this project, wouldn't you Moe?

P.S. Do you like strawberries?

PG15 said...

This is starting to look very familiar.

I say this with absolute seriousness Black Hawk; I think it's time to parody another bit of that other blog; namely, Moderated Comments.

Anonymous said...

go have a donut, copper said...

Next time learn a thing about slander lawsuits and blogs before you go spouting your toothless warnings. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Did you not understand my comment? I wasn't bragging about Gatewank and OS. I was putting your comment about slander below the stupidity that's posted there.

But hey, you believe that poor wittle fans are dumb enough to believe that actors actually post here. That explains a lot.

Oh didn't know you were a psychic as well as a nitwit. It all makes perfect sense now. Did I say anything remotely like that? Did you know that this was to go to JM as an homage? I'm sure you could give a shit that there are people on here that have gone to a lot of effort only to have it ruined by your own stupidity at thinking the actors wouldn't look on here. Especially after the plans were for to have been posted to JM. Just in case you didn't get that memo.

Moe Jacuzzi said...

Okay - I'm gonna set comments so that they have to be approved first. Because I don't want my Irish mob to have to go up against the Italian mafia, all before the fan film is out, too. You guys would laugh if you could see how long I just stare at the screen, trying to figure out how to control the settings of the blog. Mallozzi must be a whiz! Even you guys' lil "argument" was trying to help to keep the blog on track, and I appreciate that - thanks!

Much love!

~ Black Hawk

tollbooth said...

OMG all you bitchez need to stfu. Now how about we talk about sheyla and how there love is so perfect it transcends planets and actual communication. It isn't love until you have psychic communication and didn't even know you were having it.

Moe how many scenes will Teyla and Shep have? I only ask because even though I know that they will happen I just need to reassure the rest of the shippers.

quiet_fractures said...
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Moe Jacuzzi said...

For anyone who does not know (because I realize now that the link to it is being posted without my original message), this blog was set up as a prop for a satirical fan film. Your enthusiasm and support is great! I'll try to keep it going - it has taken on a life of it's own! The film will be sent to Joe Mallozzi and be posted on YouTube, like all our fan films.

Ultrasg1fan said...

I WUV U MOE

GIVE US SAM/SHEP TRU WUV SHE DESERVES A REEL MAN

blabarella said...

Hey Moe, God of all things Sheyla, can you write an episode where it turns out that Weird is John's real life long lost mother, so that everyone else will see what we've seen from day one? That she's too old for him and Teyla is his one true love?

PG13 said...

PG15 said: "Duuude! You too?! Awesome!

Flocking brothers 4eva!!1"

Yay! ...um, you know what they say about mimicry being the highest form of flattery, right? No offense intended.